Njaanuary: 9 of the Funniest Kenyan Tweets
It’s true. I can confirm that most of us are waiting for the end month cheques. Why do we always forget that our December salaries are supposed to see us through 90 days of January? Argh. But Kenyans are getting better at managing their finances each year evident by the fact that being broke hasn’t been a much-spoken about topic on social media. However, if you are struggling and you want to form a ‘Njaanuary Sufferers Anonymous’ group, these tweets will help break the ice.
The phrase ‘Njaanuary’ combines ‘Njaa’ which in Swahili is hunger, and January to show how ‘starved’ most people usually are during the first month of the year. We shall power through nonetheless. Social media gives us a platform to talk about many things and we all know how misery loves company.
I walked on the streets of Twitter and found funny enough tweets to take the troubles away. We’ll be half-way through the month by the end of the week so there’s hope. Brace yourself for these few tough weeks.
Apparently ugali inaweza kumezeka bila nyama, na it's possible to run errands in town the whole day without temptations to visit your favorite restaurant. #Njaanuary
— Chuanli Ming-húa (@Amicum_Magnum) January 12, 2019
January is TOUGH
Boss: Why are you late?
Kamau: There was a man who lost a 500 Bob note…
Boss:….. And so you were helping him look for it?
Kamau: No Boss. I was standing on it.
— francis wangondu (@francisnj9) January 13, 2019
— Reuben Ngoe (@ngetiLegaspy) January 12, 2019
Stop these 'waking up on Saturday bila hangover' posts, we know it's Njaanuary ???
— Deloh Mwangi (@mwangideloh) January 12, 2019
Name a better meal for Njaanuary! ? pic.twitter.com/apJHS76He4
— Harambee (@Lord_Sir) January 10, 2019
56 days into Njaanuary
— MC Pipita (@mcpipita) January 10, 2019
When plans for Njaanuary come through and you still want to go
— EL JEFFREY ?? (@Jeffary17) January 11, 2019
4:00PM: Moses Kuria resigns as Gatundu South MP
4:30PM: Moses Kuria realises it's Njaanuary
4:50PM: Moses Kuria "Un-resigns"
— The Real Wanjiku (@RealWanjikuKE) January 10, 2019
— Scorpio Goth (@__Secretgiggles) January 11, 2019