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After failing to get his wife pregnant, a guy (Schneider) recruits his pals to steal the deposit he left at a sperm bank years ago.

This is a play about the life of a father who is an IDP survivor, who comes back to dismiss his not so biological children after the death of his beloved wife.

Nicholas Cage has been delivering revenge since February’s release of the Ghost Rider sequel titled Spirit of Vengeance.

This film will be screening at the 22nd European Film festival.

From the creative mind of Alison Ngibuini comes Mali. This is a soap revolving around the intrigue of a wealthy family (ala Dallas) but shot from the Kenyan perspective.

What would you do if you met the man everyone but you knew was sleeping with your wife behind your back?

Phoenix Players present, Hotel Flolinda, directed by Nick Njache.

Last year, Actors.co.ke voted her one of the sexiest actresses in Kenya. Next month she may be voted in as a state official.

David was woken at 4am last Wednesday morning to the sound of a rock bashing in the door of his Kawangware home.  Before his brain could register what was happening, a man in a balaclava with a panga stood over his bed where he lay with his wife.  The man shone a bright torch in their faces and hissed “Keep quiet, don’t interfere”.  David and his wife didn’t move, barely daring to take a breath.  Another panga-wielding thug stood guard over David’s four children (aged 13, 10, 7 and 5) in the other room.Meanwhile, about 3 other people were rifling through David’s belongings, finding valuables and passing them through the door to other thugs who were waiting there to run away with them.  They ran away with a mobile phone, a radio and a TV.The man guarding David and his wife demanded they give him cash.  David handed over the Kshs 800 that he had.  Finally all the thugs ran away.Of the 24 houses in David’s “ plot” (three rows of houses, some mabati and some permanent with a sheet metal wall around three sides), six were robbed simultaneously.   This is how David thinks they operate:  a large number of men enter the compound.  Some of them guard the doors of the neighbors that are not being robbed. The rest operate as small gangs to attack the houses- one to knock down the door, two to guard the occupants so they don’t interfere, 2-3 to rifle through the house, one or two outside to run away with the belonging.  Then, as was the case with David, all the thugs ran away, leaving just one last man to guard them.   After that man gives the others 3-5 minutes to escape, he also runs away.Of the six houses robbed, one person tried to resist (only by talking when he was told to be quiet) and was beaten and had a small panga wound on his arm but has already recovered.Of course, the thought of chasing the thugs crossed David’s mind but only briefly as he would be terribly out-numbered and they had a huge head start.  Not only that but he has been robbed at gunpoint in the area in the past for his mobile phone.  So, instead, David assessed the damage to himself and neighbors and spent the rest of the morning talking about the incident with his children who were understandably terrified.  Later that day, David reported the incident to the area headman and left his phone number.  Very rarely, stolen property is found or recovered from thugs and returned to the owners… but he’s not holding his breath as he’s never heard of anyone actually getting anything returned.  More likely, he will see his belonging in one of the many second-hand shops in Kawangware.David has already moved to a new location.  In the old location, he was paying Kshs 4000 per month for his small house with no water, electricity, or security where his family shared one long drop with 24 other families!  But there aren’t many new places to go and the situation is likely to be the same in the new area.David thinks the perpetrators are some of the many poor, unemployed youth in Kawangware who frequent the many illegal breweries.  There isn’t any advice to give in this story because David doesn’t have the resources to upgrade to an area with better security.  The point is just to share the living situation of one hard-working, honest man who was down on his luck this week.

David was woken at 4am last Wednesday morning to the sound of a rock bashing in the door of his Kawangware home.  Before his brain could register what was happening, a man in a balaclava with a panga stood over his bed where he lay with his wife.  The man shone a bright torch in their faces and hissed “Keep quiet, don’t interfere”.  David and his wife didn’t move, barely daring to take a breath.  Another panga-wielding thug stood guard over David’s four children (aged 13, 10, 7 and 5) in the other room.Meanwhile, about 3 other people were rifling through David’s belongings, finding valuables and passing them through the door to other thugs who were waiting there to run away with them.  They ran away with a mobile phone, a radio and a TV.The man guarding David and his wife demanded they give him cash.  David handed over the Kshs 800 that he had.  Finally all the thugs ran away.Of the 24 houses in David’s “ plot” (three rows of houses, some mabati and some permanent with a sheet metal wall around three sides), six were robbed simultaneously.   This is how David thinks they operate:  a large number of men enter the compound.  Some of them guard the doors of the neighbors that are not being robbed. The rest operate as small gangs to attack the houses- one to knock down the door, two to guard the occupants so they don’t interfere, 2-3 to rifle through the house, one or two outside to run away with the belonging.  Then, as was the case with David, all the thugs ran away, leaving just one last man to guard them.   After that man gives the others 3-5 minutes to escape, he also runs away.Of the six houses robbed, one person tried to resist (only by talking when he was told to be quiet) and was beaten and had a small panga wound on his arm but has already recovered.Of course, the thought of chasing the thugs crossed David’s mind but only briefly as he would be terribly out-numbered and they had a huge head start.  Not only that but he has been robbed at gunpoint in the area in the past for his mobile phone.  So, instead, David assessed the damage to himself and neighbors and spent the rest of the morning talking about the incident with his children who were understandably terrified.  Later that day, David reported the incident to the area headman and left his phone number.  Very rarely, stolen property is found or recovered from thugs and returned to the owners… but he’s not holding his breath as he’s never heard of anyone actually getting anything returned.  More likely, he will see his belonging in one of the many second-hand shops in Kawangware.David has already moved to a new location.  In the old location, he was paying Kshs 4000 per month for his small house with no water, electricity, or security where his family shared one long drop with 24 other families!  But there aren’t many new places to go and the situation is likely to be the same in the new area.David thinks the perpetrators are some of the many poor, unemployed youth in Kawangware who frequent the many illegal breweries.  There isn’t any advice to give in this story because David doesn’t have the resources to upgrade to an area with better security.  The point is just to share the living situation of one hard-working, honest man who was down on his luck this week.

An adaptation of a mid 16th century play is not the only thing that made this performance the best stage play I have watched in 2012 but the unexpected surprises and executions that the cast of the Merry Wives of Winsor managed and boldly dared to turn a William Shakespeare play into Swahili.

It is definitely a good show. No matter what the pea-brains running the peacock station say.

Eden Village is not your ordinary centre. From this centre majority of previously walking zombies have had their lives restored and have reason to live again. The rehabilitation centre situated in Lower Kabete region in Kikuyu area was started by Antony Njeru who has been through hell and back, after his wife abandoned him with their two children due to his addiction to alcohol and drugs. Read More

There are certain TV shows which caught your attention from episode one. They were fresh, young and full of possibilty. The characters were wonderful and humorous. You just couldn't get enough. But several seasons down the line the plot is old, the protagonists are annoying and it is generally just time to call it quits.

Because it is a Quentin Tarantino production, there is not much to be expected in terms of depth and congruency in storyline. That is usually sacrificed in favor of violence and gore.

The American Broadcasting Company is putting Soap Opera romances back in focus with Scandal. The show follows the exploits of a punishingly beautiful black woman named Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington) and her covert relationship with Fitzgerald Grant (Tony Goldwyn).

The era of Hollywood epics is over. Any attempt to make an epic these days is like an old man trying to get it up, so that he and his wife can have a "good time", without Viagra. Immortals is a Greek mythology portrayal of why you should never cross a 'Momma's Boy' by either insulting or WORSE killing his mother. He will set off on a vengeful quest to thwart your plans to annihilate mankind using a magic bow.

“If you know you are going to fail then fail gloriously…”

Glen Edmunds is a Director of Glen Edmunds Performance Driving School which is an advanced driving school that specializes in security driver training such as anti-carjacking, hostile environment, armoured vehicle training as well as defensive driving training and 4WD instruction in the Africa region. Glen is a graduate of the Bob Bondurant School of High Performance Driving in the USA, where members of the CIA, FBI, Delta Force and others are trained in disciplines such as anti-carjacking, counter-terrorism, executive protection techniques and performance driving. Glen is also a professional racing driver with over 40 years of experience.  The highlight of his racing career was winning the prestigious Safari Rally in 2003 & 2005. In addition to running the driving school, Glen and his wife Kim consolidate Kenyan security information, including incident reports, from reliable sources and provide this information to Kenya residents through various outlets including: Their website: www.glenedmunds.com Their free weekly e-newsletter:  send a request to kim@performance.co.ke with your email address to be added to the mailing list SMS alerts via mobile phone: Send a text message with the words “security on” to 411 to receive security alerts via Safaricom (Kshs 7 per SMS) Send a text message with the words “security” to 247 to receive security alerts via Zain (Kshs 10 per SMS)

Jennifer Lawrence was not undeserving of her Oscar. Her part as an emotionally damaged woman with a sexual overcharge adds on to the intensity of the movie.